Duhisms LoL

My very good friend Breia told me about this site: dushism.com

I'm going to post some of my favorite duhisms:

Vegetarians die healthier.

I believe in reincarnation. May as well; you only live once.

You are a totally unique, one-of-a-kind individual, just like everybody else.

Looking for the meaning of life is like looking for the square root of purple.

The traveler sees what is there to see, while the tourist worries about somewhere to pee.

Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Pretend to be yourself instead

Visualize visualization working.

You can have everything you want, as long as you give up the limiting belief that "armed robber" would look bad on your resume.

Before you speak ill of another, look in the mirror… and make sure they're not standing behind you before you do it!

I don't believe in astrology. But that's typical for a Libra.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Bitter. The Master has no preference. That's why he was fired from the restaurant.

If you do not try, you cannot fail. Plus, you have the added bonus of the story about what you could have done had you tried.

Whether you think you can, or think you cannot… you're just thinking… and way too much.

What would you do today if you knew, absolutely, 100%, that you couldn't succeed?

Why do we think money can make us happy, when all the guys ON the money look so depressed?

Solipsism isn't for everyone.

I have a severe gluten intolerance intolerance. Just have a bagel already!

All great ideas start in the imagination. So do the stupid, crappy ones.

Free will may be nothing more than an illusion. So, yes, I'd like to see the dessert menu.